(via hellonredhotheels)
i could eat a whale and would still be hungry 5 minutes after
a whale could eat you and still be hungry 5 minutes after
you could eat Hungary and still be a whale 5 minutes after
You could eat Wales and still be in Hungary 5 minutes after
(via opinionatedyankee)
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
Like a white kid in July
(via tombrady3)
has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly
i now know why
(via pleskuned)
My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
(Source: fourwheeldevice, via in-finityand-beyond)
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
(via in-finityand-beyond)